Sunday, February 13, 2005

The New Granita Tapes

Gandalf has received from impeccable sources recordings of three meetings between Tony Blair (Prime Minister of the United Kingdom), Gerhard Schroeder (Chancellor of Germany) and President Jacques Chirac (President of France).

The meetings took place over the past 3 years at the Granita restaurant in Islington, London. This was the scene of the famous dinner meeting of 1994, when Blair is alleged to have agreed to share leadership of the Socialist party with his opponent, Brown.

Gandalf believes these recordings were made by a combined Israeli/Japanese NanoBug swarm (half of the bugs use a “please” protocol, the other half do not).

The meetings took place on September 11, 2002, September 11. 2003 and February 11, 2005

Discussion was mostly conducted in French, and I have translated to US English with the exception of the endearments. Hat tip to AltaVista Babelfish.

Based on the facts related, the recordings seem to be authentic.

I shall be posting the full transcript of each meeting over coming days, here are the highlights.

September 11, 2002
Conception of the European Empire.
Planning an American defeat in Iraq.

September 11. 2003
Reinforcing the Iraq project.
Planning the formation of the European Empire.

February 11, 2005
Planning to ensure that the travesty of US & Iraqi elections is not repeated in Europe.

See tomorrow for the full transcript of the first meeting!