Socialist Mainzless Morons
Here's an insight into the German socialist soul picked up from Medienkritik via Instapundit.
Mainz in Germany created a special Carnival image to celebrate President Bush's coming visit. Expressly approved by Mainz's socialist mayor, the float shows the leader of the opposition to Chancellor Schroeder's socialist party climbing into the President's anus. No doubt anus-clambering is Mainz socialists' idea of fun. So, in the interests of his health, you might suggest to the White House that the President avoids the place.
Of course the US & UK are, as ever, responsible - not only did we flatten Mainz in WW2, but the Brits went on to twin it with Watford. Bastards.