The Unholy European Empire: It's War!
In a surprise move, Gandalf and his legions have declared war on the Unholy European Empire, AKA the EU.
Gandalf is shocked, shocked that the Portuguese have rewarded their paymasters by voting for the statist EU Constitution. However, it's a reminder to dig up the flintlocks, sharpen the bayonets, polish the IEDs, tweak the DoS worms & generally prepare for the Brit referendum next year.
This war against a heavily entrenched and corrupt elite will be long and arduous. There will be setbacks and times when all will seem lost. But we will prevail, as Anglos always have.
As part of which, Gandalf welcomes EU Serf as an excellent information consolidator. Helmet tip Giles.