Saturday, April 30, 2005

Future Highlights

When service is resumed, look for:

1. A complete categorization of everything into the ETF Ecosystem, with a special category for Science (Lancet is a Doug Piranha).

2. The European part of Kierkegaard, including the conversion of France to South Kent and the Brit/Spanish War of Flossie's Ear.

3. The Asian part of It Could Happen To The US, including the Japan/China War and the exodus of the Israelis to Australia.

4. The next Granita Tape, featuring the horrific Chirac Paunch Burst scene and the return of Gordon the Rat.

The only thing is, it might not be in English.