Monday, July 18, 2005

Don't You Hate It When This Happens?

UPDATE: Scotland Yard has released this email which their experts have just recovered from the account of the leader of the London suicide bombers...

From: Deleted Electronics
To: Mr. Mohammad Sidique Khan
Sent: July 8, 2005
Urgency: High

Problems with Shipment of Order #099-666-12345

Dear Customer

Greetings from

We wanted to let you know that we inadvertently shipped the wrong items on your order.

You ordered:

786451 ---30 minute electronic timer---4

We delivered.

786452----30 second electronic timer---4

Please return the incorrectly delivered items, if possible in their original packaging. We will express ship you the correct items and refund the entire amount of the order plus your return postage.

We deeply apologize for any inconvenience caused and look forward to serving you in the future.

Thank you for shopping at

Deleted Electronics Customer Service